HUMOR: Cat scan
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor placing his stethoscope on the dog’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet...
HUMOR: I want to lose some weight
A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
HUMOR: I am getting forgetful
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. “Well, to tell the truth, Doc,...
HUMOR: Pre-Med Humor
A physics professor was explaining a complicated concept when a premed student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” the young man blurted out. “To save lives,” the professor replied. “How does physics...
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know...